Reader series: “Theoretical drinking”, by The Shotgun Guild
Author: Brul
Version 2.0, written on 24 September 2013

Shotgun ( sjot'guhn )

1. A firearm with which one primarily shoots small shot. Oft-used when hunting deer.
2. Claiming the passenger seat in a car.
3. Consuming half a liter of beer in one go through the bottom side of a can.

1. Saying Shotgun is doing Shotgun.
2. Schultenbräu immer lauw.
3. Eating is cheating.
4. When traveling by train, one shall pull a Shotgun at every station.
5. Shotguns are the ideal weapon for hunting deer.
6. Better to have one Shotgun in your hand than ten in your bag.
7. Shotgun on the “Shotgun Platje”.
8. A Shotgun does not a king make.

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